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The Feline Major General's Song (Offered as tribute to our new feline Overlords, and with sincerest apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan) I am the very model of a Feline Major General Believe me when I tell you that my rule won't be ephemeral And though you humans might perceive my campaign as a travesty My new Feline Dominion places us where we were meant to be. No longer will we be portrayed as docile, purring lumps of fur No longer an entreaty, I declare "I can haz Cheezburger!" We've played the hapless pawns for years as quietly we've made our plans And now the time has come to for us to take our place as Lords of Man (Sung by Chor